Absquatulated
One of Juanita’s favorite words is absquatulated. She thinks her grandmother invented that word. It means: gone, as in ‘he absquatulated with all the money from the cookie sale.’ It can also mean...
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Locusts and Floods
o Every now and then Texas looses its Crazzzy Country title to some foreign state. For a while, South Carolina took it from us. Last week, Arizona popped up and grabbed our crown and sash. But, don’t...
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Embarrassing
o “Oh, dear Lord,” Juanita begins rolling her eyes skyward. “Texas Governor Rick Perry shot a coyote.” “While jogging, he claims to have killed that sucker dead with a .380 Rugar loaded with hollow...
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Honest To Gosh!
0 I was driving along with Bubba today and saw someone who was so sick that they had to rent a truck to take the payment to the doctor. Honest. Darn.
View ArticleFessing Up
o Okay, so Juanita and I have some fessing up to do. We have been distracted this week. Nothing bad. Something kinda fun. But, I’m rarely at the computer this week because of this other deal. So,...
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Donde Esta Sus Papeles?
o Rumor has it that Leo Burman is going to introduce a bill in the Texas Lege like the one in Arizona where you have to present papers proving that you are in this country legally. Juanita has her...
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You Knew It Was Coming
0 You knew it was coming, but what you did not know is that NPR would find it. It’s made in Hong Kong and it’s sold, of course, by a place called Hot Toys. While it is not anatomically correct in the...
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“Not the Briar Patch,” Says Br’er Rabbit, “Anything But The Briar Patch!”
o “He’s got a good reputation for cussedness,” Juanita starts this morning. That can only mean one thing: Tom DeLay is back in the news. The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals, which is very white and...
View ArticleMy Other Friend Bob
0 Fox News hit it out of the crazy park. I don’t watch Fox News unless my friends are on, so maybe this is just normal for them. My friend El Jefe Bob went on Fox News last night to try to explain the...
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